My gift to you this Christmas . . .

To: Humanity

From: Jed

I’m giving you my machine to help protect you.

Sorry, but its not done yet! And for some of you, this gift won’t be free for a while (although it will return a high ROI). We need to develop it more and return huge profits to investors so they’ll put even more resources into growing it. Sorry for charging people. I wish I had enough money to develop this on my own and could give it to businesses and everyone in the world for free. I can’t yet. I’m laughing at this, but my Christmas gift this year is a colonoscopy on Friday—which I’m still searching for a way to pay for. Yikes. Please know though that I’m blessed and so thankful for all I’ve been given—including colonoscopies and increasing realizations we are living in a world of such endless possibilities. :)

Merry Christmas everyone!

Joy. Joy. Joy.

All is well. Nature is well. You and I are well.

A savior is born.

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  title  = {My gift to you this Christmas . . .},
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Anderson, J. (2021). My gift to you this Christmas . . .. Retrieved from https://jedanderson.org/posts/my-gift-to-you-this-christmas

Anderson, Jed. "My gift to you this Christmas . . .." Jed Anderson, December 24, 2021, https://jedanderson.org/posts/my-gift-to-you-this-christmas.