---
title: 'My gift to you this Christmas . . .'
slug: 'my-gift-to-you-this-christmas'
date: 2021-12-24
type: 'post'
status: 'published'
tags: ['faith', 'constant-contact-archive']
abstract: 'To: Humanity From: Jed I''m giving you my machine to help protect you. Sorry, but its not done yet! And for some of you, this gift won''t be free for a while (although it will return a high ROI).'
license: 'CC-BY-4.0'
author: 'Jed Anderson'
co_authors: []
canonical_url: 'https://jedanderson.org/posts/my-gift-to-you-this-christmas'
original_source: 'Constant Contact campaign'
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---

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To: Humanity

From: Jed

I'm giving you my machine to help protect you.

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Sorry, but its not done yet! And for some of you, this gift won't be free for a while (although it will return a high ROI). We need to develop it more and return huge profits to investors so they'll put even more resources into growing it. Sorry for charging people. I wish I had enough money to develop this on my own and could give it to businesses and everyone in the world for free. I can't yet. I'm laughing at this, but my Christmas gift this year is a colonoscopy on Friday--which I'm still searching for a way to pay for. Yikes. Please know though that I'm blessed and so thankful for all I've been given--including colonoscopies and increasing realizations we are living in a world of such endless possibilities. :)

Merry Christmas everyone!

Joy. Joy. Joy.

All is well. Nature is well. You and I are well.

A savior is born.